Forget Wii — play with your wee wee (videogames, that is)

A company in Germany has developed a very special racing game controller. The Piss-Screen is controlled by the players’ urine stream as they urinate.

Why is it always Germany?

Saatchi & Saatchi, the global advertising firm, developed the excretory game play system in partnership with bars, clubs and cafes in Frankfurt. Male bar patrons play a racing game while visiting the urinals in the men’s room. At the end of the game, the program suggests that the patron is too drunk to drive (”Too pissed to drive?”), and advertises a taxi company. It makes peeing fun, while saving lives!

The device features a pressure sensitive inlay for the urinal, and a monitor screen at eye level. If a player wishes for their car to go right, they pee to the right.

Yes, there’s video. And apparently, British people call it a “your-eye-nal.”

Link.