Please take this as a lesson: you must use protection whenever sharing a phallic object with strangers. It doesn’t matter whether it’s a real phallus or not; it doesn’t matter if you’re a person or a multinational conglomerate based in Japan. Use protection, or you will pay the price.
The price for Nintendo, according to Joystiq, is $18 million to ship Wii Remote Jackets to any customer who requests one. The problem here isn’t herpes or pregnancy; it’s broken televisions, smashed Wiimotes, and injured children. The solution: latex.
Joystiq quoted IGN for this figure, but if there’s such a story on IGN, I couldn’t find it.
Don’t forget my Name the Wii Remote Jacket Contest. Whoever sends me the best name (apart from “Wii Condom”) for the Jacket gets GGL swag!
Shrinkwrap your link!
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They actually pay you to post this shit?
Worst contributor on this site, period.
Why? It’s news isn’t it?
I think it’s stupid though, why should Nintendo have to fork over money because other people are idiots… use the strap that it comes with and don’t be a jackass while playing a game and you should be fine.
Your email still does not work…
Yet they don’t pay Omega to some here and troll. He does it for free.
I tested the kunochan@ggl.com address yesterday, and it was working.
Still having problems? Use erik.even@ggl.com
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