Craigslist Comedy: “Starcraft lessons from authentic Korean”

Do you often find yourself wishing you had your own personal Korean to teach you Starcraft? If so, you might want to check out this post on Craigslist.com.

ByunTae, a “100% full blooded Korean” who has “been gifted with unparallel talent to master any video game, particularly, Starcraft: Brood War,” is offering to teach San Francisco residents how to play Starcraft for $25 per hour. The only catch is you have to be an American. According to ByunTae’s post “My lessons are offered to only non-Koreans or American born Koreans because they lack the blessing from the Gaming God, Norazi.”

What will you get out of these lessions? ByunTae specificaly states, “My lessons will result in:
Faster APM (actions per minute)”, “Better Win/Loss Ratio”, a “chance to become a professional gamer in Korea - Celebrity status, especially for foreigners”, “Bragging rights”, “you will be called a hacker because you’re so good” and best of all “Korean girls will be intrigued that you’re such a good Starcraft player.”

I don’t know if this kid is joking or not. The amount of effort that went into the  post suggests that he is serious. Hopefully someone will take ByunTae up on his offer and let the Internet know what exactly went down.

Muta stacking, indeed.