Nerd Flu: ~100 cases of H1N1 confirmed from PAX

Weak nerd bodies, their corpulent forms twisted by heinous (lack of) activity, are succumbing to the horrible H1N1 virus following the noted nerd convention Penny Arcade Expo.

Penny Arcade’s Robert Khoo, no doubt a giant nerd himself, raised the alarm today. “This is the real thing. If you get this number of people together in this close a proximity it is the perfect storm for these kind of wildfire virus spreads,” said Khoo.

PAX organizers and authorities urge any nerds afflicted with pale pallor, sweaty palms, cheeto fingers and general shortness of breath to report to a doctor immediately.

Search for hashtags #paxflu and #nerdflu on Twitter for up to date info. Additionally, special investigator Gabe reports that nerds with confirmed cases departed on these flights:

Departed Sunday:

Alaska Airlines #664, Seattle to Dallas, Departed Sunday Night
JetBlue #498, Seattle to Boston, Departed Sunday Night
United #958, Seattle to Chicago, Departed Sunday Morning

Departed Monday:

Alaska Airline #12, Seattle to Boston, Departed Monday Morning
American Airlines #1414, Seattle to St. Louis, Departed Sunday Afternoon
American Airlines #1162, St. Louis to Chicago
Delta #1050, Seattle to Atlanta, Departed Monday Morning
Delta #1058, Seattle to Atlanta, Departed Monday Afternoon
Frontier #432, Seattle to Denver, Departed Monday Morning
Horizon #2475, Seattle to Santa Rosa, Departed Monday Afternoon
JetBlue #176, Seattle to New York, Departed Monday Morning
Northwest #154, Seattle to Minneapolis, Departed Monday Super Early morning
Southwest #1221, Seattle to Salt Lake City, Departed Monday Night
United #356, Seattle to Denver, Departed Monday Afternoon
United #416, Denver to Tulsa, Departed Monday Night
United #505, Denver to Albuquerque, Departed Monday Night
US Airways #685, Seattle to Phoenix, Departed Monday Morning
US Airways #156, Phoenix to St. Louis

Departed Tuesday:

Frontier #432, Seattle to Denver, Departed Tuesday Morning
Virgin #755, Seattle to San Francisco, Departed Tuesday Afternoon