Artist's conception of Gary DaleThe Chief Operating Officer of Rockstar Games, Gary Dale, has left Rockstar to go on to bigger and better things. He has been promoted to executive vice president of Take-Two and is now in charge of “optimizing the company’s sales and distribution activities, pursuing business development opportunities and serving as corporate liaison with all of Take-Two’s publishing labels.”

In human terms, this means he’s printing more money than before and is moving up to help Take-Two print more money. What does this mean for you? Does it matter?

[Editor’s note: I realized that a picture of virtually any 40-50 year old guy in a suit could be put in this story and blindly accepted as Gary Dale. Guess what I did?]

Check out the full press release below for details. Continued…