The Tubes are abuzz with speculation, over a series of alleged patent applications made by Nintendo that extend the functionality of the Wii Remote. The question is, what do these diagrams really represent?

I think I can make a few guesses.

Golf
This looks like a golf club — or a Jai Alai paddle. Or badminton. Or maybe something for Sepak Takraw. Or curling? Or perhaps it’s a spatula for the next Cooking Mama. Continued…



Well, it’s only 336 shopping days until Christmas. And every year I get started too late on my Worst Games of the Year list. So this time, I’m not procrastinating – in fact I’m getting the earliest possible start.

Here, in no particular order other than alphabetical, are my Ten Worst Games for 2008. Please note that I haven’t played a single one, what with them not having been released and all. I know hardly anything about some of them. But they’re all real games slated for a 2008 release. And they SUCK. Continued…



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J.J. Abrams’ giant monster movie Cloverfield opens today, and it’s still a mystery as to what the giant monster is. We here at GGL Wire don’t have any special information you don’t — but we have given it some thought, and we’ve identified ten things the monster from Cloverfield is not. Continued…



Here what’s hot in the ‘Tubes:

How to make yourself into a real life Fire Mage.
Eleven-year-old boy donates his Wii to the Christmas needy.
Hillary Clinton still won’t shut up about Hot Coffee.
If videogame box covers told the truth.
“Try again and I’ll go Gordon Freeman on your ass.”

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The guys at Red vs. Blue take us on a video tour of the new Halo 3 map pack. And 343 Guilty Spark’s lighting and stunt double, Ralph, shows you how to personalize your own maps!

Red vs. Blue D.I.Y.


56 Geeks


Nintendo geek.A poster featuring 56 varieties of geek.

Via Flickr.



She’s a sexy elf.GGL Wire contains 400% of your recommended daily allowance of link.
This is my house now.
How to fix your Rock Band guitar.
Homophobia Evolved [NSFW].
The best videogame commercial of all time.
MMORPG of the Year

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Child in prison costumePolice in Florida blame a rash of videogame thefts on the young victims’ friends.

[Lauderhill police Lt. Mike Cochran] said the crooks are often kids who come over to play the games with their friends.

“They’ll either come back and break into your home or they’ll leave a door unlocked and come back into your home, and then the games disappear,” said Cochran.

Police encourage parents to know all of the children who come in and out of the house. Find out where they live and who their parents are. Before a group of children leaves the home, check and make sure every item is accounted for. Finally, check to make sure every door and window of the home is locked after they come over. Continued…



Read part one.

And now… the final five tales of videogame TERROR:

Saw V

Nooooooo! Not House of the Dead!When Brittany awoke, every part of her lithe, tanned body ached. She tried to move her hands and feet, but they were immobile. Terrified, she opened her eyes.

She had never been inside the shack, but she recognized it from hiking through the Schwarzwald. It sat alone in a dark dell full of stunted, black-skinned elms. She had assumed it belonged to some local poacher, but now she realized the terrifying truth. Continued…



The Dreamcast of Unknown Kadath MySpace to enter gaming market
Daily Link Roundup
Major League Gaming goes primetime with G4
Fatal1ty: ‘PC gamers are more skilled than console gamers’
Ten Tales of Videogame Terror - Part 1
Halo 3: The evolution of trickjumps
C&C3 patch 1.09 hits tomorrow, Oct. 24
LANtics S03E09: Testie has dirty pants
E for All: Civilization Revolution interview



Ten Tales of Videogame TERROR!

Greetings, friend. That most terrifying of holidays, ancient Samhain, which the ignorant call “Halloween,” is almost upon us. Across the globe, the walls between the lands of the living and the dead will fall, and the souls of the slain return to wreak their terrible vengeance on the living.

And people will dress up like Spiderman or a Naughty Nurse, bob for apples and tell ghost stories over an open fire.

Few know there are tales of horror unique to the world of videogaming. Here are ten blood-curdling tales of gaming horror and the macabre. Read on — only if you dare! Continued…



“Achievement Locked” underwear

Also available: “Bonus Stage” and “Hell No!”

From SplitReason.